What You'll Get
Like the three branches of the government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreements over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with today’s Groupon to Any Lab Test Now, valid at two locations in Austin and one in Round Rock. Choose from the following options:
- For $25, you get two B12 shots (a $50 value).
- For $40, you get four B12 shots (a $100 value).
- For $59, you get a basic checkup (a $129 value).
- For $124, you get a comprehensive male or female wellness panel (up to a $249 value).
For a list of services included in the basic checkup and comprehensive panel, click here.<p>
Patients bypass stuffy doctor’s offices for CLIA-certified Any Lab Test Now, a medical haven staffed with experts who give shots or deliver health-oriented insight typically within 24 hours of checkups and tests. Over two or four visits, customers imbue bodies with B12, augmenting healthy living by inspiring nights of restful sleep and increasing red-blood-cell count more effectively than painting T-cells crimson one by one. The basic checkup draws upon doctors’ most-ordered tests to take a snapshot of overall health, surveying factors that affect internal organ function and the chance of cardiac incidents. Wellness panels take checkups a step further, tailoring analyses to gender and individual intakes of motor oil. Women receive attention to female-specific hormones including progesterone, which helps determine fertility levels, and men mull over results related to masculine hormones and antigens that indicate prostate cancer.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 26, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must be 18 or older. Must fast 8 hours for wellness panel option. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.