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What You'll Get
Congested waterways hinder the flow of aquatic traffic, traveling dolphin pods, and bottled messages between Bigfoots in neighboring counties. Allow inner sasquatches to freely communicate with today's Groupon: for $89, you get two colon hydrotherapy sessions and two 30-minute far-infrared sauna sessions at Arizona Colon Hydrotherapy & Detox Spa in Glendale (a $200 value).
During a colon hydrotherapy session, an I-ACT-certified colon therapist cleanses internal waterways with a gravity-fed, FDA-approved irrigation device equipped with disposable nozzles for sanitary pipeline purification. The device sends a gentle stream of UV-filtered temperature-controlled water into the colon and through the digestive system, its cascade stimulating the body's natural release of toxins, impurities, wastes, and kidnapped inner children. Although patients may see results after two initial back-to-back sessions, 5 to 12 further treatments followed by once-a-month sessions are recommended to maintain colon health.
Rid body rinds of noxious houseguests in the far-infrared sauna, a 100- to 140-degree room that can induce two to three times more perspiration than a traditional sauna. Invisible waves of heat drift out of the chamber’s concave emitters, striving to penetrate skin and flush out toxins. Possible benefits of two 30-minute marination sessions include burned calories, a bolstered immune system, a decrease in blood pressure, and the eviction of microscopic bagpipers playing under the skin.
Colon hydrotherapy is not recommended for those with diseases of the digestive tract.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 more as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Valid for listed service only. May redeem in 2 visits, 1 sauna & 1 colon hydrotherapy each visit. Non-transferable. If medical issues arise, value may be used towards other services. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Arizona Colon Hydrotherapy & Wellness Center
The therapists at Arizona Colon Hydrotherapy & Wellness Center promote whole-body wellness with colon hydrotherapy, far infrared-sauna sessions, and ear candling. Helmed by I-ACT, G-PACT, and National Board-certified therapists, colon-hydrotherapy sessions help to clean the colon and assist with maladies such as constipation, parasites, candida, and indigestion.
Inside a cedar-framed far infrared sauna, air molecules heat up to temperatures as high as 150 degrees, inducing sweat that can be equivalent to jogging 6–9 miles or piggybacking a sherpa up Mount Everest. Ear candling helps to reduce blockage of earwax, and relieves sinus pressure and other services help to cleanse the body of impurities.