Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else's table. Attend a fettle-ready fiesta with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a 30-minute massage (a $45 value) and a 30-minute body scrub (a $45 value) from A’vie Longevity Salon, located inside SWAT Fitness Club (a $90 total value).
A’vie Longevity’s Amber Amend eases achy backs and polishes façades, returning them to near factory-issue form. After phoning in an appointment with Amber, clients can enjoy her arsenal of six techniques—including Swedish, acupressure, and cranial sacral—which aim to oust tightness and clenched tissue, clearing the way for more laid-back muscles and easier shoulder shrugs. Release the bonds of spent skin with the exfoliating body scrub, a mango-ginger-sugar concoction designed to jettison dead epidermal cells, leaving skin feeling as fresh and smooth as a newborn porpoise. The body scrub concludes with a rehydrating coat of mango body butter.