What You'll Get
Today's Groupon gets you a unique photo package: an 8x10 photo portrait and an 8x10 digital painting from Barbara Stitzer Photography ($315 value). Grab your mom, your kids, your uncle, your cousin, the manager at your grocery store, Santa Claus, or the man who plays Santa Claus in your school's production of That's A Whole Lotta Santa to put your memories on photo paper.
Barbara Stitzer will make you forget all about the camera with a series of magic tricks and nursery rhymes. She'll capture natural images and make sure you look fantastic. Barbara loves working with dogs, and her digital paintings are a great way to honor your four-legged friend. She'll even turn your photo into a one-of-a-kind painting using a stylus and tablet to create vibrant, funky, and breathtaking masterpieces destined for your mantle. Plus, because you have a Groupon, she won't charge you for a sitting fee.
Kudzu users love Barbara Stitzer's photos and camera-side manner, giving Barbara Stitzer Photography five stars:
- After two seconds, we were like old friends. I warned her that I wouldn't smile, and she didn't get mad or impatient or do cutesy things to force me to smile, and suddenly I realized that I was beaming from ear to ear, laughing and feeling all loose and happy. – mommymodel, Kudzu
- I am so proud of the pictures that she takes. Everyone just freaks out when they see them. I reccommend [sic] Barbara Stitzer to EVERYONE who wants amazing, one of a kind pictures. – ginetmarie, Kudzu
- Barb did my modeling shots for me...She was so great!!! I got an agent right away (and they were blown away by the pictures!! YAY!) and have already shot my first catalogue. Thank you Barb!! – supermodel, Kudzu
Why It's Illegal to Photograph the Moon
Photography was invented in 1908 for the purpose of shaming racehorses into running faster. The new technology quickly gained popularity with myriad of new uses, including using photography to shame children into growing faster. By 1950 the average height in the United States was 11 feet.
As a race of giants, Americans quickly outgrew the planet Earth and began a race to the moon against the relatively tiny Soviets. Unfortunately, once both countries had established their moon bases, the moon's gravity gave the small Soviet cosmonauts an advantage, and the Americans were badly defeated in the First Moon War. It is now illegal to talk about, think of, or photograph the moon.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 2, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Redeemable at studio location or Phoenix Metro area. Cannot combine with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.