The majority of monolingual Americans are often bitterly disappointed when they find out that René Magritte's Ceci n'est pas une cheeseburger is not a cheeseburger. Equip your hands with very real edibles with today's deal: for $7, you get $15 worth of bread-wrapped burger patties and tropical starters at Beach Bums Burgers in Ludwig Park. This Groupon is valid for dinner only.

Take a huge, vicious bite out of Beach Bums' surfboard of fare with an appetizer of equatorial-flavored coconut shrimp (jumbo shrimp served with orange marmalade; $8.99) before snorkeling into its flavorful deeps with a Dive In Texas burger ($8.49)—which stuffs zesty barbecue sauce, crisp bacon, a thick-battered onion ring, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, and mayo into a kaiser bun, then serves the whole thing with potato chips or seasoned steak, waffle, or sweet-potato fries. Otherwise, stick to the soothing, cool shallows of a Tides In mushroom burger, with sautéed mushrooms, swiss, and side of fries or chips ($7.99), or ensnare a school of fish in your whale-sized maw with a Big Splash mahi sandwich––a blackened mahi-mahi fillet with melted blue cheese, lettuce, and tomato on a wheat bun ($8.99). For the strictly landlubbing, Beach Bums offers a range of salads such as the Island, which includes mixed greens, oriental dressing, fried noodles, celery, red peppers and onions, almonds, and slices of teriyaki chicken ($9.49). Luau-worthy dinners such as the chicken marinara ($12.49), baby-back pork ribs ($15.99 full rack, $10.99 half rack), and grilled salmon ($12.99) will have even the most bummed-out beach boy singing the praises of Californian girls in a fun-loving falsetto by meal's end.

The eatery's casual, family-friendly atmosphere caters to all tastes, particularly the parrot-headed and Hawaiian-shirted who've long sought their cheeseburger in paradise but found only haggis in Hades. Take a trip to the beach without the hassle of getting sand in your socks, wallet, and pituitary gland with today's Groupon to Beach Bums Burgers.

Reviews

Google Mappers give Beach Bums Burgers an average of 3.5 ¬ stars.

• ‪Best option I've found in town for a burger and a beer. The burger had a nice heft and I felt I had a good meal and good value. – Andrew, Google Maps
• Try the Hurricane burger. It's a burger with philly [sic] cheesesteak add-ons and it's freakin [sic] delicious! Should be a great hang-out come summer time! – Nick C., Yelp