If humans are mostly made of water, and fish traditionally inhabit water, fish should naturally occur in the human body. Fix this gap in nature’s logic with today’s Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of sushi and Asian fare at Bendoya Sushibar.

Bendoya Sushibar's chefs and sushi masters assemble tasty traditional Japanese culinary creations alongside dishes hailing from across Asia. A double spicy roll toasts taste buds with spicy crab and tuna ($9.50), while the bestselling crunch munch roll joins forces with gyoza and the choice of miso soup or salad in the sushi box ($9.50), perfect for lunches or displaying sticky-rice sculptures of the archipelago of Japan. Explore North American geography with the kentucky roll ($11.25) and new orleans roll ($8.95), or head across the sea with the pho vietnamese noodle, a blend of rice noodles, beef meatballs, and beef eye rounds in tasty broth ($6.95). Lobster paradise rolls blend tempura lobster tail with cream cheese, mango, cucumber, strawberry, kiwi, and a special sauce ($15.95), while flower rolls sprout from tuna-capped avocado and spicy crab salad, flourishing four types of fish amidst petals of marinated crawfish ($13.95).