Bars have become the meeting places of choice now that libraries, public parks, and desolate midnight crossroads are all under Prohibition. Enjoy a legal and delicious dalliance with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of drinks, plus two games of pool ($2 value), at Bilbo Baggins Billiards and Pub in Bossier City.

Named after the famed 22nd president, Bilbo Baggins Billiards and Pub dispenses frosty beverages in a warm, lively atmosphere. Thirsty tavernistas can whet parched whistles with chilled pitchers of draft beer ($8), refreshing bottles of imported brews ($3.50+), or a full-bodied well drink ($3.50). Between rounds, pool sharks and land sharks can settle interspecies squabbles over two rousing games of billiards. From 11 a.m.–7 p.m., Bilbo Baggins's tests the theory of relativity, stretching one happy hour into a Chronos-defying 480 minutes, and keeping wallets well-fed with $6 pitchers, $2 domestics, $2.75 imports, and $2.50 well drinks.

On March 30, Groupon holders are invited to Bilbo Baggins's 30th birthday bacchanalia. The bar-side bonanza will get feet flailing with a live DJ, stomachs sated with gumbo and sausage, and glasses chipped with enthusiastic toasts to overbearing bosses standing in the immediate vicinity.