Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are content with assisting slideshow presentations and translating DVDs for people who don't speak fluent binary. Embrace the altruistic portion of the electromagnetic spectrum with today's Groupon to Bodytrends, the ElectroSpa, valid at two Oklahoma City locations. Choose between the following options:
- For $249, you get three Accent XL body-contouring treatments (a $2,250 value).
- For $749, you get six Zerona laser treatments (a $2,700 value).
Bodytrends, the ElectroSpa earned a feature as 2011's Best Medical Spa in Oklahoma City from Oklahoma Magazine for its prowess at contouring physiques with FDA-approved Zerona lasers and Accent XL treatments. Clients lounge table-top while the heated Accent XL device moves in circular motions over target areas to unearth stubborn fat cells from their gelatinous lairs. The increased temperature encourages cells to transfer fatty deposits into the body's lymphatic system, where it is siphoned away through natural elimination processes. After several weeklong elimination processes are complete, clients can expect to see slimming results that allow them to hurtle more nimbly through doggy-doors.
Noninvasive Zerona laser treatments help to banish fat during six 40-minute sessions over the course of two weeks, during which low-level lasers zap fat from target areas and expel it through the lymphatic system. The procedure requires no downtime, allowing clients to return immediately to everyday activities such as dousing office-mates in Gatorade.
The aestheticians at BodyTrends specialize in nonsurgical Electrospa treatments that have toned and beautified the bodies of beauty-pageant contestants. By stimulating muscles with gentle electrical currents, technicians can mimic the effects of a face-lift or breast lift without ever breaking the scalpel out of its emergency glass. Lasers erase unwanted hair, veins, cellulite, and tattoos, and facial services banish blemishes while adorning features with MNA and mineral cosmetics. For feelings of inner peace, BodyTrends' massage therapists capture tension from bodies and release it deep in the woods to plague overly frivolous nymphs.