What You'll Get
Without regular cleaning, gutters would overflow with dirty rainwater, soggy leaves, and teenagers’ hidden stashes of novelty-size cigarettes. Clean out contraband with this Groupon.
$50 for Gutter Cleaning (Up to $115 Value)
- Valid for one- and two-story homes of up to 2,000 square feet
- Insured technicians with six years of experience
Brandon's Gutter, Window, and Pressure Washing’s prices vary depending on each home’s size and square footage.
Brandon's Gutter, Window, and Pressure Washing
The insured technicians of Brandon's Gutter, Window, and Pressure Washing belong to a secretive ancient brotherhood known as the Knights Tersum. When cleaning windows or gutters, they have been known to sing a medieval fight song passed down to them by their knightly forebears. Groupon recently acquired an original scroll that bears this song’s sacred lyrics; we have reprinted them here in their entirety.
Up high in the gutters,
Across windows since shuttered
By stain of bird, wind, and thorn,
Lies a foul filth and streak
They say no mortal can reach,
As obscure as the sun in a storm!
But with ladder and sponge
Set against grime and grunge
We march up the walls of your home
To raid the lewd remnants,
Of those four brutish elements
And leave in their wake a spotless abode!
And they will know us by the scope
Of our hoses and soap!
By the aim of our sly ammunition!
And when we descend
From our scuffle with scum
They will chant "Hail to the Knights Tersum!"
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid for 1 and 2 story homes. Valid within 20 miles of 44121. Valid for homes up to 2,000 sq ft. Additional $25 fee for larger houses. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.