What You'll Get
A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get Whitening for Life teeth whitening at Cedar Rapids Smile Center on Third Avenue Southeast (a $99 value). The program requires an initial exam and x-ray, free of charge for new patients, and includes custom-fit mouth molds and free gel refills for regular patients.
Dr. Dennis Yossi approaches dentistry with an innovatively non-terrifying philosophy focused on minimizing pain and eliminating the onus of oral shame. After the initial exam for the Whitening for Life program, an incisor scourer will make a mold of your mashers and supply two weeks' worth of bicuspid bleach, which sparkles up mouth bones without the need for diamond-dust toothpaste. These oral artistes will provide fresh coats of bleach as long as their canine canvases return biannually (every six months). The office's guilt-free policy means that if patients are lectured or made to feel guilty about their use of floss for games of cat's cradle, the exam and x-rays are free. New patients may request their first appointment online.
Past clients rave about the dental services at Cedar Rapids Smile Center.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice required. New clients only. Required initial exam and x-rays included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.