Photographs provide a more concrete way of recording recollections than sketching portraits in sand or dictating memoirs to an empty jam jar. Preserve precious memories with today's Groupon: for $99, you get a single or extended family photography session and an 11"x14" canvassed wall portrait at Christopher Clark Designer Portraits (a $430 value). Capture your herd in its natural habitat with an on-location session in your home or yard within 20 miles of the Delano district, or cart your clan over to the workshop for a studio portrait. As a card carrying member of the Professional Photographers of America, Clark caters to you with a preplanning meeting to discuss wardrobe, scene, and placement of bunny ears to succinctly and artfully express the essence of your kin. Your time with Christopher Clark is forever commemorated with a 11"x14" canvas textured, gold edged, and mounted wall portrait with a shot of your choice.

The family portrait must include children and at least one parent.