Some belongings just don't belong in a home, such as old bloodsport trophies, irregularly shaped eggs, or the blacksmith apprentice you'll "get around" to teaching about smelting. Pack away inconveniences with today's Groupon: for $59, you get three hours of home cleaning from Cleaning Done Your Way (a $150 value). The cleaning experts will tackle homes in Johnson County, Jackson County, Cass County, Raymore, and the Northland.

The cleanup connoisseurs at Cleaning Done Your Way save households from the hazards of disheveled kitchens and untidy living rooms by providing domestic scrub-down services tailored to individual preferences. Manor managers can scrub and sanitize countertops, mop dingy floors, and capture the dust bunnies who set out to find a better life after reading Watership Down. After a thorough clear-out, bathroom mirrors and kitchen appliances will sparkle, sinks will revel in gunk-free glory, and trash cans will grumble as their rotten fruit collections are kicked to the curb. Hygiene hunters can schedule appointments in advance by calling Cleaning Done Your Way or by proposing to the Brawny Man via blimp message.