What You'll Get
Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate at Docere Medical Spa & Laser Center in Strongsville. Choose between the following options:
- For $149, you get three laser hair-removal treatments (up to a $525 total value) on one of the following small areas:
- Areolas (a $300 value)
- Ears (a $300 value)
- Toes (a $300 value)
- Upper lip (a $375 value)
- Chin (a $375 value)
- Sideburns (a $375 value)
- Cheeks (a $390 value)
- Navel (a $435 value)
- Neck (a $525 value)
- For $299, you get three laser hair-removal treatments (up to a $735 total value) on one of the following medium areas:
- Beard, full face (a $630 value)
- Bikini (a $675 value)
- Underarms (s $735 value)
Docere Medical Spa & Laser Center's staff of doctors and licensed aestheticians are committed to honest and high-quality customer service. The expert technicians use light energy to target the hair shaft and decimate follicle growth, leaving clients as smooth as freshly waxed statues of Mr. Clean. For best results, patients will generally need five to six treatments. Those with white, light-red, or translucent hair may not be able to reap the lasery effects because the procedure targets melanin.
The center itself is a top-of-the-line medical facility, still maintaining a tucked-away, serene feel by overlooking the picturesque woodlands and peaceful waters of the Mill Stream Run Reservation. As Groupon-holders hear waterfalls splashing calmly in the distance, they can take a moment to remember how thankful they are for nature's most generous gift—medical spa centers.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, per option. Valid only for option purchased. Must book appointment by 4/15/12. Must be 18 or older or provide guardian consent. Must use all treatments on same area. Treatments are non-transferable. Valid only for listed treatment areas. Treatment may not be effective on white, light-red, or translucent hair because the procedure targets melanin. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Docere Medical Spa & Laser Center
The waiting room looks like the reception area of a luxury lodge—a wrought-iron chandelier, dark leather furnishings facing a fireplace, oversize windows looking out into the woods of Mill Stream Run Reservation. This juxtaposition of refinement and nature mirrors the philosophy of Docere Medical Spa & Laser Center's team, which favors organic, medical-grade products and an educative approach when performing each treatment.
Overseen by Drs. Ray Seballos and Jeffrey Viscomi, the staff of nurses, technicians, and aestheticians rejuvenates skin and combats signs of aging through services including laser therapies, cosmetic injections, and facials tailored from product lines such as Éminence Organic Skin Care and Sircuit Cosmeceuticals. Image specialists also soothe sinews with multiple massage modalities and offer a slate of services tailored for men.