Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plot lines—while extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate. For $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments (up to a $450 value) from Dr. Shahin Fazilat. This Groupon is valid for laser hair-removal for one of the following areas: upper lip, sideburns, underarms, bikini sides, hands/fingers, or feet/toes. All three treatments must be performed on the same treatment area. Dr. Fazilat, an active member of the American Society of Plastic Surgery, performs all procedures at his Mountain View office, ensuring that each client receives a comprehensive, customized treatment plan. A variety of lasers remain at the doc’s disposal, ready to zap frantic follicles with pulses of high-energy light. Over the course of multiple treatments, hairs begin to go dormant, lose thickness and density, and fade into the background like a Cosby sweater stapled to a Magic Eye mural. Likewise, because treatments are most effective in beautifying bunches, Groupon customers can purchase up to two of today's deal.
- Dr. Fazilat is a competent and talented surgeon with an artistic eye who pays attention to every subtle detail. His practice is run in an intimate fashion as if each patient were his only patient. – P.P., Best New Body Testimonials
- The before and after surgery care and attention that I received from Dr. Fazilat was unlike any that I have experienced in the past. I will definitely recommend Dr. Fazilat to all my friends and family. – G.A., Best New Body Testimonials
Dr. Shahin Fazilat
It seems Dr. Shahin Fazilat has had a hard time scratching his itch for education. The board-certified plastic surgeon first bolstered his medical degree from Howard University School of Medicine by completing general surgery training at The Washington Hospital Center. Then came his fellowship at the National Institutes of Health, followed by a yearlong cosmetic surgery apprenticeship, and finally another fellowship in hand and microsurgery at Stanford University. All this schooling and training serves him well at his practice, where he performs all of the surgical and nonsurgical procedures himself instead of entrusting them to a guy in a New Jersey Devils jersey who insists he can totally do surgery. To list a few of his duties, he doles out Botox injections and Vi Peel chemical peels, conducts liposuction treatments, and performs breast lift, augmentation, and reduction procedures that make as few incisions as possible. Additional services include mommy makeovers and post-weight loss procedures.