What You'll Get
Unlike olive oil and tin-man oil, motor oil is not made up of pulverized tidbits of its descriptive noun. Replenish your vehicular insides with today's Groupon for an oil change and more at Duxler Complete Auto Care, with locations in Evanston, Skokie, Northbrook, and Wilmette. Choose between the following options:
- For $22, you get an oil change, tire rotation, and safety inspection (a $42.95 total value).
- For $44, you get a synthetic-oil change, tire rotation, and safety inspection (a $99.95 total value).
The highly trained technicians at Duxler Complete Auto Care tinker and tweak vehicular devices to keep them running, rolling, and stopping safely. During the 45-minute process, a certified mechanic will perform an oil change (a $10 value) to exorcise demonic motor oil from engines and replace it with up to five quarts of blessedly standard oil (a $12.95 value). Along with topping off all fluids, each oil change includes a complimentary vehicle inspection, in which experienced minds check the tires, brakes, suspension, steering components, wiper function, warning lamps, lights, and exhaust system for any underlying issues or cable-chewing gremlins. For a smoother ride and to extend the lifespan of automobiles' fireproof feet, tire rotation is also included (a $20 value).
Anyone who chooses the second option can have their automatic mobile's innards filled with premium synthetic motor oil (a $69.95 value) while little ones play rousing games of duck, duck, goose in the children’s play area and parents fact-check the accuracy of their offspring’s avian-taxonomy knowledge with Duxler's free WiFi. A free local shuttle is available to transport carless wayfarers to their home, office, or batcave.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 addl as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. By appt only. Valid for standard 5 qts of oil; addl regular oil available for $2.50/qt, addl synthetic available for $7.50/qt. Tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.