What You'll Get
Saunas are used for many purposes, including physical detoxification, spiritual transformation, and as interrogation rooms for subversive snowmen. Blow off steam and dispel toxins with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a 30-minute hydrotherapy bath, a 15-minute scalp or foot massage, and a 20-minute sauna session at European Medical Massage & Spa in West Lawn (a $100 value).
The experienced owners of European Medical Massage & Spa serve to soak, scrub, and sweat the stress and toxins out of their clients in the advanced environs of a relaxing, European-inspired spa. Like a cell phone in a mime's back pocket, customers kick back and relax for 30 minutes as purifying products swaddle their bodies in the hydrotherapy bath, with steam and heat alchemizing into a melting pot of muscle-soothing stew. Once the body has had a good soak, a licensed massage therapist softens the tissues and hypnotizes the tension from the scalp or feet for 15 minutes, as clients rest on cushioned massage tables in an extravagantly decorated room complete with European statues and softly lamp-lit walls. Once tension has surrendered, 20 minutes in the clean, steamy sauna sweeps the remaining toxins out and sends them to audition for acting roles in soap commercials. Fully pampered bodies then rejuvenate with a 10-minute shower.
Exotic plants, art-deco coloring, and leaf-emblazoned pillars dot the meticulously designed and maintained atmosphere at European Medical Massage & Spa. Attention to ambience, quality of services, and respected products deliver an environment in which one can relax, unwind, and leave feeling as renewed as a magazine subscription for a self-help magazine.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.