For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon: for $129, you get six laser hair-removal treatments at Evanesque (up to a $900 value). Click here for the available hair-removal areas.
Evanesque’s hair erasers unearth smoother skin with laser hair-removal treatments. Bristle busters pilot a GentleLase alexandrite laser to obliterate hairs with pulsating light and preserve the surrounding skin. A cooling spray of cryogen before each laser pulse comforts skin and keeps the epidermis cooler than a bag of ice resting atop a pile of chilled champagne bottles. Depending on the treated area, sessions can take 10–60 minutes, and hair from the laser-aimed zone will disappear 10–14 days after the treatment. Available ares are bikini line, upper lip, chin, cheeks, ears, front of neck, back of neck, abdominal trail, hands or feet. Due to the cyclical growth of hair, Evanesque’s staff recommends six to seven treatments, and some clients even report an abated appearance of formerly hair-plugged pores. For more nuggets of pertinent knowledge, feel free to peruse Evanesque’s FAQ section, which includes information on how to properly prepare skin by avoiding sun exposure, waxing, and wax statues of Sasquatch.
A play on the word _evanesce_—meaning to gradually fade—Evanesque helps unwanted bodily baggage fade away, from hair and blemishes to muscle-bound aches. Open by husband-and-wife team Barbara and Jeff Rader, the center started out providing laser hair removal and skin rejuvenation services, but has expanded to also offer such treatments as wrinkle-smoothing Botox, bronzing spray tans, and relaxing massages. No matter what the treatment, knowledgeable staff members walk guests through every step, answering questions, addressing concerns, and patiently explaining that no one knows if the people inside the TV can see us.