What You'll Get
A smile can say more than words, which is why most Pulitzer Prizes are awarded to novelty wind-up teeth or Julia Roberts. Let your smile speak volumes with today's Groupon: for $59, you get an exam, x-rays, and teeth cleaning at Excel Dentistry (up to a $450 value), located in Glen Rock and Passaic.
Dr. Mayra Modesto-Garrido and her dedicated team brighten the bones that build healthy smiles through comprehensive exams and restorative treatments. Teeth begin their transformation with a comprehensive oral exam, which scouts lip-guarded caves for any irregularities, damage, or stalactites formed from residual cough drops. Mouths open wide for an oral-cancer examination and cosmetic consultation, during which trained teeth whisperers investigate gaping maws to make sure all their hardware functions properly. In addition to full-mouth x-rays, teeth also receive a full cleaning, where a dentist forces jaw nuggets to surrender their accruements of food crumbs, wine stains, and self-portraits of narcissistic raisins.
In June 2010 Excel Dentistry opened a new 3,000-square-foot office in Glen Rock that encompasses cosmetic and general dentistry. Patients can gaze in entertained wonder at headset-equipped TVs that adorn the clinic's operatories, and coffee-and-tea bars extend a cup to those waiting to build a smile bright enough to stun an IQ test into admitting it's flawed.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 22, 2012. Amount paid never expires. May buy multiple. Limit 1 per visit. 48hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Valid only at Glen Rock and Passaic offices. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Excel Dentistry
Dr. Mayra Modesto-Garrido, DDS was named one of 2011's Top Dentists by the Consumers Research Council of America. She puts her 17-plus years of experience to work while piloting her practice with a mission of crafting a friendly, comfortable experience marked by exceptional communication and patient education. Dr. Modesto-Garrido's professional arena is populated by black leather chairs that dot the lobby, where the practice's steel logo croons tooth-fairy calls from behind a curved, wooden desk.