Since Albert Einstein first postulated that an oil change should not take three gabbertoops, lube services have sped up their oil changes in an attempt to overcome the faster-than-lube speed barrier inherent to our space-time continuum. Get the quickest lube yet with today’s Groupon: for $18, you get one oil change at Express Lube (a $37 value). This Groupon is valid at Express Lube's 22 area locations. Customers may upgrade to synthetic oil or add extra oil for an additional charge; 5 quarts of standard oil are included.
Express Lube's trained technicians apply their automotive know-how to vehicles of most makes, models, and sizes, providing an efficient way to check the safety and overall maintenance of each trusty steel steed. Wheel whisperers check and properly inflate tires, and motor medics perform an automotive dialysis along with a bevy of other services, including an air-filter check, power-steering fluid check and fill, belts check, chassis lubrication, electronic battery test, and interior vacuum. Technicians also make sure oil and filters are as fresh as a daisy doused in Febreze. All Express Lube locations will lavish your ride with careful attention and respect, and one location will rock your car in a rocking chair and sing to it if it has a bad dream.
