What You'll Get
In addition to the humiliation of being buried by dogs and dug up by science teachers, skeletons are ornery because they lack the musculature necessary to get massaged. Avoid taking your skin for granted with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a choice of either a 60-minute For Your Kneads or mom-to-be massage (a $75 value) at Finely Kneaded Day Spa in Lakewood. This Groupon also gifts customers with 20% off any upgrade or additional service booked on the same day you redeem your Groupon.
Finely Kneaded's friendly muscle-movers defuse the body's stress-bombs with a soothing assortment of massages and a variety of rejuvenating services inside its tranquil and serene studio. To unknot tense tendons with a personalized touch, the For Your Kneads massage tailors a rejuvenating rub-down that targets your particular aches and pains and harpoon wounds, while the mom-to-be massage lets bun-in-the-ovened bodies relax and find a calm eye amid their hormonal hurricane. Both massages can be upgraded to include a 20-minute foot rub or scalp knead to keep your north and south poles happy so that they don’t start another war. And if you bring along a significant other or favorite janitor, you can also combine two Groupons for a couple’s massage.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Reservation required. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Not valid on holidays. New clients only. May combine 2 Groupons for couples massage if available. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Finely Kneaded Day Spa
A holistic approach to wellness underpins Finely Kneaded Day Spa's treatments, which range from back massages with scalp- and foot-rub add-ons to manual spinal adjustments by the spa's chiropractor. Exfoliation and extractions tussle with hyperpigmentation and age spots during the European-style facial, the results of which can be enhanced by the chemical kiss of a mini glycolic peel. The staff also performs such specialty services as ear coning, which reduces pressure on ear canals in an effort to relieve congestion. As a maximally tranquil haven from the perpetual hub-bub of the outside world, the spa requires that cell phones be silenced or placed in a bowl of Jell-O (not provided).