Weight loss is a science, which is why the most effective treadmills are made from pages of old Gray's Anatomy textbooks. Flip to a new fitness regimen with today's Groupon: for $79, you get a one-month weight-loss program from FirstCoast MD (a $200 value). The program includes an initial physician consultation, prescription for adipex-phentermine, four B12 injections with Lipoblaster, and a custom diet and exercise plan with weekly consultations.
FirstCoast MD's trained medical staff paves the road to slimmer selves with supervised weight-loss plans enhanced by educational tips on healthy-lifestyle habits. The custom weight-loss program commences with an initial doctor's visit to record body measurements and determine if patients can benefit from an individualized regimen. If physiques are given the go-ahead, the doc will prescribe the FDA-approved medication adipex-phentermine, which is designed to suppress appetite and shrink bone padding, helping to mold a silhouette that is smoother and shapelier than a freshly zamboni-ed ice sculpture of Rodin's The Thinker . LipoBlaster or vitamin B12 lipotropic shots will be deployed into the epidermis over the course of four weeks to kick-start the metabolism and decongest the liver, while a tailored diet-and-exercise game plan cheers clients on during each of their four weekly sessions. FirstCoast MD provides follow-up visits to new clients for $75 after the four weeks.
Although FirstCoast MD offers a three-month weight-loss program online, this Groupon offers more weekly visits and LipoBlaster injections and is still the best deal available.
The doctors at FirstCoast MD tend to their patients' wellbeing with a trio of clinical services. Their weight-loss programs herald healthy lifestyle changes supplemented with FDA-approved aids such as appetite suppressants or gloves that prevent hands from fitting into Pringles cans. In the Urgent Care clinic, efficient providers ensure the injured and infirm don't languish more than 30 minutes in the waiting room, and the physicians at the auto-accident center specialize in back, neck, and nerve complaints.