If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with today's Groupon for cleaning services from Futch and Futch Janitorial Service. Choose between the following options:

• For $49, you get a two-hour residential cleaning (a $120 value).
• For $79, you get a four-hour residential cleaning (a $240 value).

The team of licensed and insured abode bathers at Futch and Futch Janitorial Service scours and sanitizes floors, fixtures, ceilings, and appliances during residential cleaning services. During a two-hour cleaning, the impurity-purging experts can relieve an average 1,800-square-foot home of dirt, dust, and piles of pizza boxes that visitors now mistake for mixed-media sculptures, and a four-hour service can spruce up a house of up to 4,000 square feet. Crew members wash and vacuum all floors, dust all furniture items and light fixtures, and sanitize all bathroom surfaces before vacuuming sofas and emptying trash bins. At the homeowner's behest, maids will also fold towels, load dishwashers, and make beds as long as fresh linens and the bed itself are left out. Customer satisfaction is guaranteed, and green cleaning products are available upon request. Check out the online redemption page to begin setting up your appointment.