What You'll Get
The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of point C. Traverse straight lines in style with today's Groupon: for $45, you get $100 worth of window tinting and car-care services at FX Auto Tint & Sales in Whitby.
FX Auto Tint & Sales adjusts the hues of car windows with a wide variety of LLumar tinted-film products and services. Ultraviolet rays, incoming solar energy, and harsh glare can rebound from tinted trucks' driver- and passenger-side windows ($99) like insults off a well-adjusted rubber-band ball. Professional technicians also conjure stone-chip repairs on windshields ($49.95) and thwart future rusting with a dripless oil spray ($89+). To improve the efficiency of air conditioning and the possibility of passing for a storm cloud, entire two-door ($189+) and four-door ($209+) cars can opt to undergo an all-window tinting.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 15, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per vehicle, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Extra fee for over-sized vehicles. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About FX Auto Tint
FX Auto Tint keeps cars looking sharp. During tinting projects, technicians equip windows with LLumar film, which not only imparts a mysterious glamour to car exteriors, but deflects up to 79 per cent of solar heat, 99 per cent of glare, and 95 per cent of annoying laser-pointer beams from entering the car cabin, resulting in safer, more enjoyable rides. If they aren't busily tinting something, they're replacing windshields, detailing cars, spraying heavy-duty Reflex liner onto truck beds, and restoring cloudy headlights.