The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of point C. Traverse straight lines in style with today's Groupon: for $45, you get $100 worth of window tinting and car-care services at FX Auto Tint & Sales in Whitby.

FX Auto Tint & Sales adjusts the hues of car windows with a wide variety of LLumar tinted-film products and services. Ultraviolet rays, incoming solar energy, and harsh glare can rebound from tinted trucks' driver- and passenger-side windows ($99) like insults off a well-adjusted rubber-band ball. Professional technicians also conjure stone-chip repairs on windshields ($49.95) and thwart future rusting with a dripless oil spray ($89+). To improve the efficiency of air conditioning and the possibility of passing for a storm cloud, entire two-door ($189+) and four-door ($209+) cars can opt to undergo an all-window tinting.