Like fine marble statues, human bodies must be touched-up on a regular basis lest their surfaces dull, their north sides moss, and their forearms fall off. Lavish your life vehicle with today's Groupon: for $45, you get $95 worth of salon and spa services at Genesis by Don.

The cosmetologists at Genesis by Don lend their masterful hands to a long list of bliss-boosting spa treatments. Trot in tired head tendrils to have stylists treat them to a trim ($25), color ($50+), and styling ($25+), or fashion more fetching face furrows via eyebrow or lip waxing ($10) or eyebrow tinting ($25). Opt for a complete face about face with a facial ($65) or chemical peel ($25), during which spa technicians apply a chemical solution to facial topsoil, sloughing off dead skin cells to reveal the smoother skin and lost left socks hiding just underneath. For a detoxifying boost, the body-wrap treatment ($25) blankets the showiest organ in a tight, nutrient-dense mixture that can help carnal shells shed toxins, release fat, and evict pesky crustaceans. Spa manicures ($25) and pedicures ($45) are also on-hand to pamper fading phalange flakes, while the entire body can take stylish solace in the salon's clean, comfortable interior.

Cosmetologists Jessica and Ashley can be reached at (605) 595-3819 and (605) 595-6000, respectively.