Although outdoor tanning allows humans to absorb the sun's natural energy, the sapped star will eventually turn pale and suffer the fate of Earth's original sun, the moon. Save the sun with today's Groupon to Haute Wax and Airbrush Tanning by Misty in The Woodlands. Choose between the following options:

• For $15, you get one airbrush spray tan (a $30 value).
• For $30, you get two airbrush spray tans (a $60 value).

Haute Wax's staff of experienced aestheticians transforms dull epidermal plains into sun-kissed skinsuits using an organic, UV-free tanning formula comprising 100% natural ingredients. Skilled body bronzers spray the airbrush tan by hand, ensuring full-body coverage of every nook and cranny, including between fingers and around the dorsal fin. The double-coat process applies an even shade of bronze with a quick-drying, powdery finish, as opposed to the sticky orange residue left by machine airbrush tans. Amino acids and aloe vera in the solution leave the skin feeling smooth without the strong chemical odor that attracts rusty robots. If properly maintained and moisturized, the tan can last for up to 10 days.

To allow the formula to set, clients should exfoliate before their appointment, bring loose-fitting clothes to change into, and not shower for at least six hours after the application. Tanners can undergo their airbrush-tan treatment in their choice of attire, including birthday suits, swimwear, undergarments, or hot-dog mascot costumes.