Love takes up where knowledge leaves off, which is why most math textbooks end after x drops the zero and gets with the hero. Solve your heart’s equation with today’s Groupon to Heart to Heart Introductions, which customers can redeem over the phone or at the Tysons Corner location. Choose between the following options:
- For $50, you get a 30-minute private relationship-coaching session (a $125 value).
- For $75, you get a 60-minute private relationship-coaching session (a $250 value).
Professional love doctors from Heart to Heart Introductions diagnose and treat romance-seekers looking for advice on how to find an ideal mate or repair an existing, but troubled, relationship. During each 30- or 60-minute private session, love luminaries welcome individuals or couples aged 18 and older of all non-married relationship statuses, genders, and sexual preferences, offering tips on proper first-date duds, suitable conversation, and why pretending you invented soccer is bad. Dating doctors may also evaluate personalities to predict a client’s ideal match, augmenting sessions by shedding light on romantic weaknesses and strengths gleaned from discussions of past relationships. The consultation buffs social skills to a high shine, showing singles how to meet potential partners and engage them without winking or tossing rocks in their general direction. The relationship gurus can also aid those already in relationships, imparting advice on how to reignite a smoldering spark and foster a healthy, committed dynamic.
Heart to Heart Introductions
For more than 15 years, the full-time staff at Heart to Heart Introductions has been playing Cupid with a dating database that now holds upward of 24,000 members. Approximately 85% of that romantic melting pot is made up of busy professionals who don't have the time or patience for typical meeting spots, such as bars, coffee shops, or traffic circles. The team creates each member's personal profile based on phone and in-office interviews and then sends them off to other members that match their personality and preferences. When interests are mutually piqued, the staff sets up dates or provides members with each other's digits, using feedback from how the dates go to instruct future matches. When sparks are absent, the process starts over again, with new profiles and pictures sent every two days. The love luminaries help increase the chances of a successful first date by offering tips on proper duds, suitable conversation, and why pretending you invented soccer is bad.