$39 for a Colon-Hydrotherapy Session with Consultation at Hosanna Colon Hygiene Care in Brooklyn (Up to $100 Value)

Hosanna Colon Hygiene Care

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DF

Denise F. · 2 reviews
· July 22, 2018
Great experience!

CB

Colleen B. · 1 review
· July 21, 2018
I was very comfortable at Hosanna. The place is Super Clean and I highly recommend going there for a colonic.

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Alicia G. · 1 review
· June 21, 2018
The actual colonic was not a bad experience for my first time. There was some slight discomfort but no pain upon insertion of the tool for the water (at least not the first time.) I do feel a bit lighter. I also booked 2 more sessions as was suggested. In regards to the staff...... the woman that actually performed my colonic needs to improve on her customer service skills to put it politely. Bad attitude in other words. In the middle of my session she suggested I use the restroom to remove some of the gas. She rushed me while I was in the restroom though I was only in there for a few minutes (about 5). And if you've ever used the bathroom after a colonic you must know how messy it can be. Upon my return to finish the session, in her eagerness to finish though I still had 15 minutes left, she almost rammed the tool up the wrong hole and I almost crawled off the table and had to let her know. She apologized which I accepted. But in doing something so personal and intrusive she should be a bit more gentle. Might I add, when I called right at the time I was to start the session just to inform her that I was looking for parking, she basically told me park at Target its $3.00 and hurry up because there is only a few minutes grace period (with an attitude). She also harped on me for not having exact change for the $8 taxes that were added to my Groupon purchase. I gave her a $20 and she said "Didn't you get the email from us stating to have exact change?" However, I never received an email from them. To conclude, my overall experience is a 3 for that reason.

What You'll Get


A strong, healthy colon is necessary for expelling bodily waste and keeping the intestines from unraveling into a cumbersome run-on sentence. Make sure your body stays properly copyedited with today's Groupon: for $39, you get one colon-hydrotherapy session with a consultation at Hosanna Colon Hygiene Care in Brooklyn (up to a $100 value).

Hosanna keeps colons running at full steam by offering colonic irrigation, a procedure that uses an FDA-approved disposable speculum to infuse the colon with warm, purified water, removing hazardous toxins and built-up fecal matter from the body. During the treatment, two hoses are attached to the apparatus—one to stream water into the bowel and the other to flush out waste, exiling it to an overly clean prison in which it will be forever haunted by ghosts made of toilet paper. As a result of colon irrigation, newly baptized bodies may experience benefits such as healthier skin appearance, more regular bowel movements, and better sleeping patterns.

Though Hosanna Colon Hygiene Care sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

The Fine Print


Promotional value expires Jan 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 18 or older. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Hosanna Colon Hygiene Care Inc.


Chronic bouts of irregularity caused Dilcia A. DeMorel to grow concerned about her internal health, turning to colonics as a way of cleansing the toxins she knew were camping out in her disobedient bowels. A convert to this drug-free therapy, Ms. DeMorel opened Hosanna Colon Hygiene Care Inc. to share its restorative benefits with others. To further detoxify the body, she works to rid tissues of heavy metals through ionic footbaths and to rid the ear canals of runaway Madame Tussauds figures through ear candling.

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