What You'll Get
Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon: for $35, you get a one-hour massage of your choice at Inner Balance Institute in the heart of Hillcrest (a $79 value).
Inner Balance Institute's team of licensed massage therapists, led by Dr. Tim Shannahan, heal wounded muscles, ease stress, and lessen anxiety with a holistic approach to traditional healthcare techniques. Choose from multiple pain management maneuvers, such as a swedish massage to relax limbs and improve circulatory flow. Deep-tissue entanglements curb chronic neck, shoulder, and lower-back pain, while sports massage uses pressure to eliminate pain, aches, and spasms after workouts or croquette matches. During all one-hour sessions, clients may instruct therapists to focus on a specific pain, whether it's caused by headaches, accidents, carpal tunnel, or allergies. Unhinge within a welcoming, spa-like environment that whisks minds and bodies into sedative bliss.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 5, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice or $25 fee may apply. Gratuity not included. Not valid with any other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Inner Balance Institute
The staff at Inner Balance Institute introduces clients to chiropractic therapy with an uncanny knack for healing injuries and chronic pains, which has not gone unnoticed by their former patients. Among the heartfelt testimonials on their website, one reads: "If you are anything like me, you question whether you have made an impact in the lives of others. I hope you realize that you have a big one in mine." A chiropractor evaluates each patient individually, pulling from a menu of holistic treatments that includes adjustments and more. The staff specializes in treating patients suffering from chronic conditions and druids sore from long days of shapeshifting.