Though using quantum-leaping lasers to divide segments of the space-time continuum would theoretically capture a slice of life, it could implode the universe. Safely and professionally preserve moments and memories with today's deal: for $20, you get a one-hour photography session (a $100 value) plus three 4" x 6" prints (a $30 value) from Jacque, Inc. (a combined $130 value). This Groupon is good for on-location shoots within the Wichita city limits or at Jacque's studio on North Rock Island.

With an eclectic background in photography, graphic design, and video art, photographer Jacque Waite brings a cinematic approach to each still life she snaps. Put her nurturing directorial skills and time-freezing talents to the test by having her coax natural smiles out of your newborn, soon-to-be mom, high school senior, or family (so long as there are no more than six relations present). You can also use your session to commemorate the joys of marital engagement. No matter whom you toss in front of the lens, be sure to hurl them into a location that suits their story or sufficiently pads their landing.

After about a week, your proofs will be prepped for previewing. If a couple of shots particularly pop your pupils, feel free to supplement your three included prints by purchasing any desired 8" x 10"s ($20 each), wallet sheets ($16 each), or digital copies ($75 each). Prints will be available for pickup or delivery three to four weeks after ordering. This Groupon is not valid for weddings, but you and your fiancé or recently acquired spouse can get a joint session all on your own, sans ceremonial trappings, to commemorate your relationship.