Pesticide-ridden vegetables often form illicit gangs in the stomachs of their devourers, resulting in fistfights with multivitamins and digestion-disrupting song-and-dance numbers. Keep tummies trustworthy with today's Groupon: for $3, you get $6 worth of all-natural lunch or Sunday brunch fare at Java Dive Organic Bistro on Ranch Road. Java Dive is open Monday through Saturday from 7 a.m. to 3 p.m. and Sunday from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. Act now, as this Groupon expires in two months.

Java Dive is a caffeination station committed to creating imaginative coffee drinks, cooking wholesome whole foods, and providing options for the gluten-intolerant (all menu items can be made gluten-free). Check email with Java Dive's free WiFi while savoring a sweet treat battered and baked by a Le Cordon Bleu–trained chef, or try a selection from the lunch menu, such as a grass-fed-organic-beef all-American burger on your choice of an equally organic bun ($8.25). Vegans and grazing herbivores can savor the hummus wrap, a verdant collection of organic hummus, artichoke hearts, sun-dried tomatoes, spinach, tomatoes, and cucumbers ($5.50). For Sunday brunch, a three-egg mushroom omelette, whipped together with cheese, homemade pesto, and Vital Farms' USDA-certified organic eggs, is sure to satiate fast-breaking fiends and shatter the yolk of commercial-egg bondage ($9.25).