Though using quantum-leaping lasers to divide segments of the space-time continuum would theoretically capture a slice of life, it could implode the universe. Safely and professionally preserve moments and memories with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a family or child photo session in a location of your choice and one image on a disk from Joy McClellan Photography (a $100 value). Inspired to take up the camera to capture her own daughter's fleeting childhood, Joy McClellan coaxes compositions from candid moments instead of rigidly posing her subjects. Customers choose a venue vested with memory and meaning for a naturalistic shoot lasting 60 to 90 minutes, or until the camera lens begins to weep with nostalgia. Joy can travel to any location within 25 miles of downtown Jackson's thumping heart. After each image is gently captured, you'll choose your favorite from at least 10 digital proofs, and then take it home on a lovingly swaddled disk.