Left to its own devices, your carpet hoards dirt, hair, grime, and used cars, eventually transforming into a full-fledged junkyard overrun with angry raccoons. Keep the outdoors out of your indoors with today's Groupon: for $52, you get a three-room carpet cleaning and two-room scotch-guard from Karpet K.O. LLC (up to a $124.95 value). This Groupon is only valid for areas within a 30-mile radius of Ozark.
Karpet K.O.'s grime fighters pledge a 100% satisfaction guarantee to expunge stains and soils from carpets with eco-friendly products and state-of-the-art machines that slay up to 99.9% of bacteria. Guests can opt to have living-room floors spruced up (a $44.99 value), skid marks removed from high-traffic hallways (a $19.99 value), or evidence of unlicensed accounting practices eliminated from bedrooms (a $29.99 value) with a four–six step process that's safe for pets, babies, and fastidious contact-lens seekers. Once carpets are lacquered with citrus-based mixtures and thoroughly washed, one of these friendly staffers will shield the reborn rugs in two rooms with scotch-guard (a $9.99 value/room). For no extra charge, Karpet K.O.'s staff will also remove stains left by pets who can't seem to hold onto their wine glasses properly.
At 11 years old, Chase Winslow would watch his mother and grandfather effortlessly clean the carpets—and it seemed like more fun than work. As Chase grew up and learned the family business, he ensconced himself in all the complexities of the equipment and processes, adding technical proficiency to the joy that comes with a job well done. Today, he's the third generation of his family to be a shag-scouring expert, now with more than 15 years of his own experience enhancing his grandfather's Karpet K.O. legacy. On each job, the team's insured K.O. technicians meet homeowners on-site before using environmentally safe products and effective machines to clean carpets and kill bacteria. Furthermore, K.O.'s all-natural citrus stain removers are nontoxic, allowing dogs, babies, and those who get around by cartwheel to interact with floors without concern.