After scientists revealed UFOs were actually full-grown tortillas, people everywhere filled swimming pools with guac and beans to catch and dissect the floury creatures. Nab a tender baby disk with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of authentic Mexican cuisine at La Isla.
La Isla's dedicated tortilla tamers smother plates with heaping, traditional Mexican dishes and house specialties made to order and served hot and fresh. After diners take their seats in the dining room, complimentary chips and salsa invade tabletops like piquant drill sergeants, ordering malingering appetites to fulfill their digestive duties and drowsy eyes to start ogling the menu. Pause dinner-date gene-splicing disputes and devote jaw flapping to a classic chicken or beef quesadilla fajita ($7.99), or to the delicious assemblage of chicken, scallops, shrimp, and crab united within the Hawaiian-style fajitas ($13.49).
Herbivorous tongue buds can caress the savory union of mushrooms, sautéed onions, tomatoes, squash, beans, and cheese in the vegetarian quesadilla Mexicana ($6.25), and pescetarian bicuspids can opt for a steamy dish of grilled talapia ($9.99). Cool down overheated tooth-engines with a final dollop if fried ice cream ($4.25) and ponder the secret alchemical formula that prevents the treat from tasting like chicken.
1800 E State St.
Hermitage, Pennsylvania 16148Get Directions