The laser beam has an uncanny ability to confuse cats, whether by flickering over a white wall or beautifying the cat owner's face beyond recognition. Renew your face with today's Groupon: for $99, you get one laser-light facial at Lean Logic in Freeport (a $300 value).
At Lean Logic, Dr. Beverly Towne and her team of aging specialists filter out the irregularities that adulterate the sands of time. During each 45-minute laser facial, beams of light strut across the skin, singling out enlarged blood vessels, blemishes, and other signs of sun damage without damaging surrounding tissues or metropolises. The roving ray also stimulates collagen production to help to tighten the skin, even pigmentation, and soften texture. Whereas chemical peels and microdermabrasions irritate the face like an attention-seeking bat, a laser facial channels its heat carefully and employs swirls of cold air to minimize discomfort.
Modern technology melds with old-fashioned medical know-how at Lean Logic, where medical technicians use new computer, laser, and lab systems to chart and aid in body beautification. Body hair, typically banished via tweezers, razors, waxing, or proclamation by a medieval king, fades from sight under the rays of Cynosure's Elite aesthetic workstation. The award-winning laser can treat all skin types, fade facial and leg spider veins, and ease sunspot prominence. Through hormone-replacement therapy, the staff infuses hormone-deprived bodies with bio-identical testosterone or estrogen to boost energy and vitality. They also chart clients' existing or potential personal-health issues by tapping a number of affiliated laboratories with equipment such as ultrasound diagnostic systems, dual-energy-x-ray-absorptiometry machines, and genomic analyzers.