Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations, whose complex network of treaties will erupt into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches with a partial or full house cleaning by Maids on the Run, a crew of professional cleaners that services Jacksonville and the beaches. Choose between two options:

• For $42, you get one kitchen and two bathrooms cleaned (up to an $80 value).
• For $65, you get a full house cleaning (up to 1100 square feet), including the refrigerator (a $135 value).

A crew of two to three dirt annihilators will arrive equipped with an arsenal of dirt-blasting scrubs, sprays, mops, and brooms to cleanse and disinfect your dwelling. They’ll descend on bathrooms with the fury of a lemon-fresh gale storm and scrub sullied sinks, tubs, floors, toilets, and bidets, disinfecting and rinsing until the room shines like a freshly glazed doughnut. Once the bathroom or bathrooms are beaming, they’ll confront the kitchen. Appliances small and large, including the refrigerator, will be cleaned from the inside out, floors will be mopped, and dust, goo, and grimy remnants of dinners past will be swept away. In the living room, they’ll wipe down furniture, fans, and floorboards until every obtrusive allergen and odor has packed its bags and left the premise. Services can be customized to suit your needs and schedule.

Maids on the Run’s founder, an ex-chef, self-proclaimed neat freak, and cancer survivor, founded the non-profit organization Cleaning With a Meaning, which is committed to helping families in need.

Command a crew of cleaners to your home and free up time for bullfighting and roller-skating with your trumpet choir.

Reviews

Yahoo! Locals give Maids on the Run a five-star average. More than 580 Facebookers like the business, and 20 Facebook reviewers give it a 4.9-star average. > * This was a gift from our daughter and we are very pleased. They did super job and hit on areas we never thought about or have looked at in years. They did not make us commit to anything and we will surely use them again. – GRANPAOF3, Yahoo! Local > * MOTR doesn’t just clean my house, they go that extra mile with the details. How they change my linens, how they clean the toaster’s crumb tray, how they fold the towels and make my bed look like it belongs in a hotel suite. And last but not least, how they take the time to make my doggie’s bed look so darn cute! – Jeanette G., Facebook