To harvest a coconut’s milk, one must saw through its husk or trick it open by asking to see its clam impersonation. Exploit a stupid coconut with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of Indian cuisine and drinks at Mati's Indian Eats in Midtown.
Previously located in Natomas, Mati's Indian Eats' newly-opened location in Midtown invites diners to gaze over a menu of ready-made dishes, order at the counter for quick service, and consume their cuisine indoors or on a covered outdoor patio. Diners silence hunger rumblings with hot samosas ($2.99 for three), carrots, peas, and potatoes in a pastry bundle more exciting to open than a money-wrapped birthday present. Large combination plates ($8.99 for meat; $7.99 for vegetarian) with rice afford molars a variety of entree options, and a meal for two ($19.99 for meat; $16.99 for vegetarian) satisfies dining duos with any three sides, three samosas, two naans, and rice. Chicken tikka masala comprises morsels of chicken breast baked in a tandoori Easy Bake oven, then slathered in a sweet and moderately spicy tomato-cream sauce. Gluten-free and vegetarian options abound, including the palak paneer's creamy spinach with homemade cheese cubes. Fans of open-air digestion can wash down meals in the outdoor-seating area with a domestic ($2.99) or imported ($3.99) brew.