What You'll Get
Pistons and shafts overheat and seize up unless protected by a slick, shiny coating of oil, just like classical Greco-Roman wrestlers. Keep your engine parts from throttling each other with today's Groupon from Mayer's Inspection Connection in Holmesburg. Choose between the following options:
- For $19, you get an oil change, tire rotation, and brake inspection (a $65 value).
- For $29, you get a state vehicle emissions inspection (a $69.95 value).
With a full complement of automotive remedies for domestics as well as imports, Mayer's Inspection Connection's mechanical medicos beat back the rusty hands of time with scheduled maintenance and inspections. Augmented with a tire rotation and brake inspection, Mayer's standard oil change absolves engine nerve centers of built-up gunk, gear-grinding friction, and visits from the Ghost of Roadkill Past. Groupon holders can also opt for an annual state vehicle emissions inspection, ensuring road-ready roadsters and the stern eviction of muffler-flavored air.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. Oil change valid for up to 5 quarts of conventional or re-refined oil; additional fee for high mileage or synthetic oil. Tax not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.