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What You'll Get
Massages are a time-honored method of alleviating stress, much like the ancient art of crafting origami swans out of midterm exams. Ace relaxation with today’s Groupon to Medical Therapeutic Massage. Choose between the following options:
- For $20, you get a 30-minute Swedish massage (a $40 value).
- For $30, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (a $70 value).<p>
With more than 10 years of medical-massage experience under her fingers, licensed therapist Dee Wartenberg and her certified staff attempt to soothe sore muscles and promote relaxation with skillful massage services. During each Swedish massage, clients recline on heated massage tables while Bose speakers suffuse soothing tunes from a selection of 140 XM satellite-radio channels. After applying a layer of organic massage oil to targeted areas, a deft-handed therapist delivers long, gliding strokes to soft tissue that aim to reduce tension and coax out discomfort without the use of chemicals or impassioned serenades. As massage recipients stretch out across the bed, their cars can stretch out with equal luxury across one of the 11 free parking spots outside the office.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must be 18 years or older. Not valid on Thursdays. New clients or those who have not used services in the last 4 months. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Medical Therapeutic Massage
Once the province of only luxury spas and often dismissed as simply an indulgence, massage has since joined the ranks of legitimate, proven pain-management techniques—and Dee Wartenberg thinks that it’s about time. This is because as a licensed massage therapist, she has seen the benefits that medical massage can have on those suffering from pain and injury firsthand. Less a luxury and more an integral means of coping with pain, medical massage entails ultraspecific, results-oriented attention to injured areas of the body, as well as the supporting and opposing tissues. This focused system of bodywork, often accompanied by a physician’s prescription and a Get Well balloon, has been proven to relieve any number of symptoms, from back pain to decreased joint flexibility to stress.
Dee Wartenberg is a steadfast believer in the healing powers of medical massage, and she utilizes her skills and passion for healing during each session. She offers medical, sports, and trigger-point massage to alleviate clients’ suffering, but she doesn’t stop there. As a reiki master, Dee is also qualified to perform reiki treatments, and for those who are simply looking for a blissful, spa-like escape from general stress and tension, she happily doles out uplifting Swedish massages. Free-parking is available to all customers of Medical Therapeutic Massage.