What You'll Get
Losing weight can be an emotional experience full of tearful farewells to old clothes and standoffish conversations with the salad bowls that have recently annexed kitchen cabinets. Lose weight with less angst with today’s Groupon to Midwest Anti-Aging, valid at locations in Chicago and Frankfort. Choose between the following options:
- For $75, you get a weight-loss package (a $250 value), which includes the following:
- A private consultation and body-fat analysis with a doctor
- An individualized dietary plan
- A one-month supply of medications, B12 injections, appetite suppressants, and insulin sensitizers. This option is not recommended for pregnant women or patients with uncontrolled blood pressure or coronary artery disease.
- For $300, you get an oral HCG weight-loss kit (a $600 value).
At Midwest Anti-Aging, doctors specializing in age management guide patients through weight-loss programs that target undesirable fat with medications and hormone therapy. In a private consultation, a skilled staff member analyzes patients’ body-fat percentages and determines an appropriate weight-loss goal, which is soon transformed into a customized diet plan that can help clients shed 8–10 pounds. Appetite suppressants and insulin sensitizers help keep food intake in check, and medications and B12 injections keep bodies running smoother than a well-oiled triathlete.
Clients who choose the second option receive an oral HCG weight-loss kit, a six-week program that aims to regulate human chorionic gonadotropin, a hormone that controls fat distribution in the body. Included supplements attempt to dissipate up to a pound a day from traditional fat-storage areas such as the stomach, thighs, and secret compartments in the ankle. Clients follow the kit’s diet plan on their own time, working to jump-start metabolism, curb cravings, and befriend lonely treadmills.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person for weight-loss kit, may buy 1 additional as gift for weight-loss package. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must sign medical forms. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Midwest Anti-Aging
Though having a board-certified doctor perform one's beauty treatments can make one feel at ease, having two can allay even the strongest of apprehensions. Dr. Khaja Asadullah and Dr. Ayesha Akbar both dispense body-sculpting services, bio-identical horomone-replacement treatments, IV nutritional therapy, and facial-filler injections with the expertise that earned them certification in age-management medicine. Their combined knowledge of this and preventive medicine helps them to fulfill myriad wellness desires, such as shedding years from patients' faces, pounds from their midsection, nutritional deficiencies, and mind-controlling xenos from their scalp.