Eating is necessary for human survival, along with breathing, sleeping, and remaining still while a curious velociraptor rummages through your closet. Practice survival tactics with today’s Groupon: for $22, you get a farm-fresh meal for two at The Mill on MacArthur (up to a $45 value), which includes:

• One appetizer (up to a $9 value)
• Two entrees (up to an $18 value each)
  
  

The Mill on MacArthur dishes up fresh, piping-hot platters filled with seasonal produce and fresh poultry and beef sourced from local farms. Peruse the dinner menu's eclectic panoply of homestyle steak, seafood, and vegetarian dishes while divvying up a palate-priming salver of sautéed brocoletti or crispy barbecue-tofu slices. Thinly sliced cuts of grass-fed, all-natural Black Angus flank steak regale taste buds with halcyon memories of tractor races on a seventh-generation Virginian farm, and the tofu lasagna’s melty strata of fresh tofu, veggies, and cheese anchor vegetarian incisors and come sided with a salad and warm bread.

Though not included in today’s Groupon, diners can crown sated stomachs or spare waffles with frosty scoops from Bev's Homemade Ice Cream ($2.75+), or indulge in decadent cake pops ($2.50) crafted by the local confectionary wizards at Candy Valley Cake Company.