Without cell phones, ears would feel naked and try to hide by curling themselves up inside your head, just like eyes do when you're not wearing glasses. Save your ears from embarrassment with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get $50 toward phones and accessories at Mobile Communications of Florida in its Jacksonville locations on Roosevelt Square or Beach Boulevard, or in Middleburg.

Mobile Communications has propagated itself into one of the largest authorized AT&T retailers on the East Coast, with 55 retail stores supplying 150,000 current callers and texters. Upgrade outdated voice beamers by picking through a pile of phones, such as the Motorola Bravo ($49.99 with 2-year contract), boasting a touch screen, the Android 2.1 operating system, and an 800 MHz processor. Or, leap into the future with the HTC Inspire 4G ($99.99 with 2-year contract), which struts around town flaunting its lush 4.3-inch touch screen with 720p HD video, an 8-megapixel camera, and a tiny, virtual cappuccino maker.

Enhance and equip your device with a selection from Mobile Communications' abundance of accessories, such as a car charger ($29.99) or Samsung Bluetooth headset ($19.99). For better protection against damage during games of literal phone tag, check out the shop's basic cases ($29.99), Otterbox cases for select phones ($49.99), and screen protectors ($10).