What You'll Get
Bodies, like marshmallows, movie theaters, and knock-knock jokes, increase their appeal when slightly darkened. Toast with or without the sun with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get one month of unlimited tanning or two UV-free Mystic tans at Neon Sun Tanning's locations in Las Vegas and Henderson (up to a $99 value).
Neon Sun Tanning's friendly, knowledgeable staff is dedicated to the art of transforming pallid mortals into brilliant sun gods, employing up-to-date equipment that doles out both UV and sunless tans. Unlimited, monthlong access (a $99 value) gives glow-getters access to any of Neon Sun’s tanning beds any time they begin to feel wan or develop a hankering for a slice of vitamin D. UV chambers include the High-Pressure Magic bed, a savvy star-impersonator that can summon forth a base tan in as few as two 12-minute sessions. Ray-renouncers can step inside a Mystic Tan booth (a $60 value for two sessions) that sun-kisses skin with a beam-free spray shucked of its ultraviolet husk. During bronzification, golden color is distributed across epidermises quicker than it takes to fight a sand gremlin for a towel spot at the beach.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Must activate by 9/22/11, membership expires 1 month from activation date. New customers only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.