Much like the sale of sardines at movie-theater concession stands, the popularity of laser hair-reduction treatments is evidence that most people secretly long to be dolphins. Get smooth and sleek with today's Groupon: for $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments for one area of the body at New You Medical Group in La Jolla (up to a $900 value depending on body area). Click here for eligible hair-removal areas.
New You Medical Group’s laser hair-removal treatments zap away unwanted down with a Palomar Medical Laser, approved by the FDA for permanent hair removal. The laser uses pulsed light to disable fur-sprouting follicles more quickly and comfortably than hair-removal procedures that rely on wishes, acetylene torches, or elaborate tweezer sacrifice rituals. Treatments take about 15 minutes, and most patients report feeling a mild stinging sensation, akin to a snapping rubber band. Although all treatments must be used on the same area, most areas require up to six treatments for full efficacy, allowing patients to overcome hair's cyclical growth pattern and never-say-die attitude.
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New You Medical Group
Inside New You Medical Group, a serene medical center with an ocean view, physicians and their staff use a variety of weight-loss programs, laser skin treatments, age-rewinding medicine, and cosmetic surgery to help patients "turn back the hands of time." Complimentary evaluations lead doctors to focus on internal anti-aging treatments, such as hormone therapy and clinician-supervised weight loss, as well as external age-defying treatments, such as Botox and dermal fillers. New You is dedicated to combining preventive care with treatment to help patients stay healthy and active well into the future so that they have the stamina to fight off all the robots.