NM Slaughter House


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Professional actors in high-quality costumes and makeup stalk guests through a demonic slaughterhouse with secret passages and moving floors

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Promotional value expires Nov 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Not valid until 10/3. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Due to the large number of ghosts they can hold, haunted houses are consistently scarier than cursed sleeping bags, possessed lean-tos, and ectoplasmic studio apartments. Go where the ghouls are with this Groupon.

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  • $8 for one haunted-house admission for one (up to a $16 value)
  • $49 for unlimited haunted-house admissions for one (up to a $100 value)

Guests scramble through secret passages while avoiding cannibalistic children and demonic monsters played by professional actors lurking in shadows cast by fog and strobe lights.

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NM Slaughter House

Thick fog and strobe lights distort the bloodstained secret passages of a demonic slaughterhouse, the home of a sadistic couple who tortures any child they believe to be imperfect and have encountered true evil. As brave guests tiptoe between walls and through vents, hordes of cannibalistic children with an unquenchable hunger snap at their heels. Hidden booby traps, a leather-clad monster, and a feral wolf that has developed a taste for human flesh thwart escape efforts as guests dash toward the exit, lest they be trapped in the house forever. Professional actors and high-quality decorations send adrenaline soaring in the house of horrors, chilling spines with moving floors, dismembered body parts, and breezes imported from Antarctica.

Customer Reviews

Was great!! Was best haunted house I have ever been to.
John R. · October 31, 2012
This was a fun evening. I liked how long the maze was, allowing enough time to enjoy the experience. I also liked being alone for 90% of my time. Yes, the line to get in is long, but if your herded through with a bunch of other people, it would detract from the experience. I liked crawling through the tunnels and how pitch dark some of the area was making me inch along with one hand on the wall to find my way. I was often disoriented needing to ask which way to go. I felt this was excellent because I can see how that disorientation can cause anxiety, and possibly panic in some. Although the exits were easily seen if you need to escape, they did not detract from the experience. Having children as part of the acting staff is brilliant. They did a very good job. Again the set was very well done.
Carrie G. · October 21, 2012
Awesome house, great fun. Only thing I would suggest is better line control if the manpower or supplies can be spared (lot of line jumping). The trivia contest was a VERY nice touch.
Angel C. · October 21, 2012
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    3300 San Mateo Blvd. NE

    Albuquerque, New Mexico 87110


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