Like a pet parrot, a car must be routinely groomed to keep colors bright enough to intimidate and fend off overhead pigeons. Keep your featherless friend unruffled with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get three Premium VIP car washes at North Salina Car Wash (a $60 value).
The buggy bathers at North Salina Car Wash spruce up four-wheeled chariots with automatic car-wash services, hand detailing, and self-serve bays. Eliminate traces of road pollution, salt residue, or hot fudge from metal steeds in about 10–15 minutes with the Premium VIP car wash (a $20 value each). Sedans journey through the all-soft-cloth automatic shower to receive a delicate scrubbing before being towel-dried. A subsequent application of clear coat protects rides from the elements, and an underwash with sealant spiffs up hard-to-reach places and removes hitchhiking squirrels. Rims and tires are cleaned and dressed, and interior windows are washed. Each VIP cleanse comes with an air freshener to leave wagons smelling even better than a dentist's tongue.