Though it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a 60-minute clinical massage at Orthomed Massage Clinic in Northborough (a $75 value). This Groupon is valid for any of Orthomed Massage Clinic's four massage styles, which include sports, orthopedic, Swedish, and pre- and post-natal.

The highly skilled team of licensed massage therapists at Orthomed Massage Clinic focuses on mending tattered musculature with clinical massages in a modern, holistic atmosphere. The sports massage delves into the deeper tissues to manage sore muscles and aid in the healing process of sports injuries, and the clinical orthopedic massage addresses adhesion and scar-tissue dysfunction. Both the sports and orthopedic massages bestow clients with a modified stretching program to sustain loosened bone mufflers. The light pressure of gliding strokes marks the relaxing Swedish massage, and prenatal and post-natal massages are both available to soothe expecting mothers or recovering mothers who experience aches, pains, or stress associated with pregnancy, childbirth, and trying too many cartwheels while pregnant.