It is better to give than to receive, which is why the person who gives themselves a gift must regift it to themselves in order to overcome the despair of receiving it. Break out of a perpetual loop with today’s Groupon from Package To Go. Choose between the following options:

• For $22, you get a small Halloween-themed care package (up to a $45 value, including shipping).
• For $34, you get a jumbo Halloween-themed care package (up to a $71 value, including shipping).

Package To Go's festive gift-assemblers make it easy for patrons to deliver edible affection to faraway students and loved ones. The small care package, deemed petite only by comparison, crams a box with candies, orange cream soda, a handmade witch's broom filled with sweets, and countless other snacks that can boost brain functions and bribe roommates into corralling Treasure Troll collections. The jumbo care package contains even more frightening amounts of seasonal treats accompanied by a real pumpkin, ripe for carving with a pinky nail. Plastic spiders guard goodies to make sure that mailmen resist the temptation to tear into boxes, eat everything, and then use the remnant as a hat. Orders placed on or before Friday, October 21 are guaranteed to ship by Halloween.