What You'll Get
The body stands up to gravity's bullying every day, while the mind and soul leisurely spend their time playing Sudoku and filling up on chicken soup. Give your anatomy the recognition it deserves with today's Groupon: for $25, you get one week of spa services at Planet Beach Contempo Spa's Easton location (up to a $250 average value). The week of services is unlimited, except Groupon buyers may only partake in a single spray tan, and teeth whitening is not included. Planet Beach is a futuristic relaxation station where state-of-the-art machines administer all the services. Each friendly automaton is designed for a specific service, from hydro massages to spray tanning and luminous facials, making it the ultimate expert in its field and keeping it from developing the ability to cry. Standard UV-tanning booths are available (a $15 value/session) along with Mystic spray tanning for a light-butterscotch topping (a $30 value/session). Advanced spa services, such as Hydro-Derma Fusion, sauna time, and LED facials provide opportunities for sweating, moisturizing, and photoskinthesis (a $39 value/session). Planet Beach operates on a gym-style membership system, meaning that members pay for packages or flat monthly rates. With a week of services, this Groupon allows anyone to take advantage of Rube Goldberg–style beautification on his or her own time frame. A staff of helpful spa assistants is always on hand to answer questions, help first-timers to use the machines, and keep things safe and comfortable.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Limit 1 spray tan. Must activate by12/24/11, membership expires 7 days from activation date. Must be 15 or older; under 18 requires parental consent. Not valid for products. May redeem across visits. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.