What You'll Get
Though secret societies have terrific members-only benefits, their gorilla-centric initiation rites are often illegal. Make a solemn fitness vow that's legal with today's Groupon: for $30, new clients get a one-month membership to Prestige Fitness plus eight core-conditioning classes and eight butts and gutts classes (a $65 value). Prestige Fitness, located near Rillito Park, was voted the best gym in Tucson by Arizona Foothills magazine.
Your one-month membership gains you access to all the amenities in Prestige's state-of-the-art facility, as well as its touchscreen equipment. Unlike dangerous home gyms that involve bench-pressing couches and ceiling-fan pull-ups, Prestige Fitness uses the technology of Full Polar Body Age Testing to ensure that every workout is personalized to meet progressive fitness goals. Included in today's deal is the option of taking eight core-conditioning classes and eight butts and gutts classes during the whole month you're a member. Fitness classes are taught by college-educated personal trainers whose passion motivates participants to the next level of health while they whisper generous compliments via ESP. Check the class schedule for the next available sessions.
Fitness classes, along with a regular workout routine, can help you lose weight, reduce stress, build muscle, wash dishes on your abdomen, turn enemies into friends, and turn friends into jealous mush. Buy today's Groupon to Prestige Fitness and jumpstart a healthy summer, or buy multiples as gifts for stubborn sailor friends who still chug cans of spinach with little to no results.
New clients only.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 6, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.