Marketing genius Teddy Roosevelt immortalized himself with the teddy bear, inspiring the less successful Woodrow Wilson woodpecker and the Gerald Ford stuffed pickup truck. Make yourself known with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $65 worth of printing products and supplies from Print Management Solutions.

Print Management Solutions helps fledgling businesses promote themselves with a multiplicity of printing and branding services. Beckon to passersby and advertise services with a brightly colored banner, garnering attention easier than a cash giveaway or underwater escape stunt. Banners are printed on high-quality 15-ounce scrim vinyl, a durable material suitable for indoor and outdoor use ($4+/sq. ft.). Customized or preprinted designs are also available. Canvass the homes, offices, and underground bunkers of potential customers with a barrage of full-color 4"x6" post cards ($59/250) or forgo postage and the wrath of vicious guard squirrels with a cadre of business cards (from $45/500 to $75/5,000). Pens ($0.19+ each) and other promotional materials also can be printed with logos and slogans, ensuring brand recognition with every signature, doodle, and absent-minded coffee stir.